I have a hankering for a salad sandwich (a roll with thinly sliced salad veggies like carrots, cucumbers, radishes and tomatoes, alfalfa sprouts, salad dressing and cheese-- pepper jack is clearly best.) Not a typical deli menu item, but awesomely tasty nonetheless. Anyone know of a deli that would be capable of producing such a masterpiece, preferably without giving me a funny look?