Hey Aurora -- I need a job for a young professional moving to downtown Aurora:
Talented oil painter who has sold (and earned awards) in Chicago galleries
Teaches trapeze (she's training in Paris right now)
Fluent in French
Degree in anthropology
Several years' experience as a graphic designer and administrative assistant
Good writer
Skilled with a katana and a bow and arrow
Classically trained in ballet (and also break dancing...)
If anybody has a need for any or all of the above skills, please contact me. For serious. She arrives in June.