Hello! I’m looking for a new person to cut my hair, because the person who used to do that got pregnant and decided against continuing to work after she had her baby. The person who cut my hair before her had two babies while I was her client, and decided to stop working after the second baby. The person who cut my hair once while my previous person was on maternity leave got pregnant and is due in March. I’m telling you this because whoever cuts my hair next either needs to be ready to have a baby, or needs to have already gone through menopause, because I seem to be some sort of unwitting fertility goddess. Any suggestions?