WARNING! This boring status update is only really relevant to Facebook friends currently living in, or visiting, Cape Town. I am looking for a centrally located, reasonably priced self-catering cottage or flat in CT in the second week of February. If you know of anyone who has a unit to rent, or you can direct me to a recommended accommodation booking site, please be in touch. Not from Cape Town and wishing you could get back the precious minutes you wasted reading this? Don't say I didn't warn you.