Akpos suffered a very serious
heart attack and had bypass
surgery. He woke up later to
find himself in the care of
reverend sisters at a Catholic
hospital. As he was recovering, one of the reverend sisters
asked how he was going to pay
his bill.
Akpos: (knowing he didn’t have
the money) I don’t have health
insurance.
Sister: Do you have money in the
bank?
Akpos: I don’t even have up to
N1500 in my bank account.
Sister: Well, do you have any
relative who could help you?
Akpos: I have only one spinster
sister, who is a reverend sister. Sister: (slightly perturbed)
Reverend Sisters are not spinsters! We are married to God.
Akpos: Ahh, that’s even better.
Then send the bill to God my
brother-in-law.