This sounds like a wind-up, but isn't: Jon Bland, of Bland Plumbing and heating - 01142585960 or 07932 756930 - fitted my gas cooker, serviced my boiler and installed a mains shower in my house. Really nice guy, works on quote and is pretty reasonable. spent nearly 5 hrs drilling the old taps out of my bathtub (to fit the mixer tap for the shower) and didn't charge me a penny extra over what he quoted for the job.