OK. So I my long-time doctor has gone "concierge", which, as I understand it, means he won't be seeing the likes of me anymore. So, I need a new general practitioner. I want someone personable, competent, and located in the Upper/Lower Merion area.
They should be willing to return calls, to answer medical questions, or just talk about old girlfriends. They should offer lollipops to even adult patients who don't cry after a shot, and they must think that testicular exams are highly over-rated and unnecessary.
If anyone knows a doctor who fits this description they could recommend, I would be grateful. Just Message me with their name.