Anyone know a fly-by-night interior designer who will walk through like 4 rooms in our house and tell us how to arrange our existing crap for very little money? I missed the day of Adult School where you learn to do anything besides put the couch across from the TV, put the dining room table in the dining room, and apply randomly accumulated artwork and photos to whichever wall you run in to first. I keep trying but I'm surrendering to the fact that just don't know how to make it look like someone actually lives here.