You...
Yepper!
Private message me about a trade : )
What I'm looking for: A photographer to take somewhat flattering, but not particularly beguiling, photos of myself in average clothes in some very strange places, sporting normal faces... maybe.
We can get creative.
What you'll get: I'm a writer. I will do a thing for you that you want. Need a bio? Great. Need copy? Alright. Would you like something ghost-written? Super.
You know what to do.