Top 10 common posts in this community and how I would like to reply.. but think it would be too rude..so I won’t of course! #justsaying
(post your fav Q's!)
1. I need a van! Do you have a van? I don’t have a van! Are YOU a van? Van? - Not again!! please..i beg you... do a search on FB/Google.
2. “Does anyone..[Insert a Q you should totally ask a qualified person]? – Were your parents 1st cousins?
3. Can anyone help me with something I can easily find using a search engine? - No
**** I need a van ? ***
4. For Dumb Q’s like “Dear Expats, My light bulb fused. How do I change a light bulb in Amsterdam? Is it still clockwise?" – …ooook then…best you stay in the Dark..
5. My friends are coming! Can you keep them in your house? – errrrrrrrrr… You should REALLY re-evaluate your friendship.
**** Van..anyone? ***
6. Hi, I’m lazy, so I won’t bother reading recent posts which have already answered my Q so will just post anyway.. ‘‘I need a sim card” – Try Google you &^*$%#!!
7. I have/need an apartment – - *Face Palm*
**Did you find a van for me?**
8. I have a bike but I really want a uni-cycle! Where can I get one – Are you Q number 2’s sibling?
***I think I just saw a van! ***
9. PM ME !PM ME! PM ME! – *blockkkkkkk*.
10. And my personal favorite. I need to buy an Orange carrot – Where is the BEST place to buy it? – ARE YOU F^%ng KIDDING ME?
p.s this was not aimed at anyone in particular. its just some fun. Chill out!