Can anyone recommend blind repair / handyman? Some water damage in my window caused the screws to come out of the drywall and sent my window blinds crashing down....
MusksMammaries replied:
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. “Who is it?” calls one of the nuns. “Blind man,” replies a voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door. “Nice tits,” says the man, “where do you want these blinds?”
Thescoobydude replied:
I know of a repair man who wears glasses, and a handyman with an eyepatch, but none that are fully blind, sorry. Best of luck to you in your search.
I need a handyman who knows how to put together a headboard for my bed. Any volunteers? Please refrain from making any perverted comments. Thank you:).
putting a new shelf in the bedroom closet and hall closet then trying to fix the sink and hanging pictures. if thats all done raising the shower curtain up... who needs...